Oooh, I get to extend my stay in the loser’s house

By MeanGirl, 6:36 pm

I posted earlier this spring about the guy who ended up having to go to India and is letting me stay in his house, thinking I’m his future bride or some bullshit like that. ¬†Well he called me about a week before he was due, while I was still trying to choose from my options to tell me that he was going to be home a week, before they were sending him to freakin’ China for another eight weeks….so that keeps me here, and I like it, its a nice place and good for parties.

So the loser is due home tomorrow. I found two sissy maids to come over and clean the place up while my best girlfriend Andrea came over and we sunned ourselves at the pool and ordered them around.

We made it clear that they were going to have to eat cum off any surface we chose, so they better do a good job making sure all the surfaces were clean!

It was funny watching them scrape puke off the downstairs bathroom floor…Leftover from our Memorial day blowout–we played drinking games with the hunky frat boys until they were puking–of course we rigged the drinks so they were drinking strong shit and we had just the right amount to have a good time.

I forgot to write all about that party, so I’ll say a few words here. Nothing funnier than getting two frat boys so pissed they can’t stand up straight and when they pass out posing them with a cock in their mouth and taking photos that Andrea and I posted on a fake facebook account, tagging their names so all their friends and family could enjoy.

Usually I’m mean for money, but sometimes I’m just mean for the fun of it.

So tomorrow loser is home, and I already have plans to be scarce for the week. ¬†Dont you know that THIS week is my big important internship week for school? *wink wink* that I can’t possibly get out of. It’s so exhausting too darling, I’m sorry I can only be home for a few hours and then I’m going over to Andrea’s house because we have to get up at the crack of dawn and I dont’ want to wake you…

I’m imagining lots of chaste kisses on the cheek, can I have some money for xyz and then getting my ass out to go get laid by some hunk with a decent dick.

Yea, piece of cake.

I’ll let you guys all know how it goes.


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